Brewery: Rocky Ridge Brewing Co
Style: Fruit Smoothie Sour
Volume: 500ml
ABV: 6.0%
Locality: Jindong, WA
Description: “God damn… these crazy, fruit sours!”
Just in time for Valentine’s, marketing has managed to sidetack the brewers with a sexy sex potion made just for you! Arouse your senses with risqué raspberry, guava, pineapple and mmmmmango! Oh and a big ol’ whack of milk sugar and creamy vanilla for good measure.
We can’t confirm this zippy little number will give you the confidence needed to survive the heat of a candlelit boudoir. For that we suggest slacks – they are lighter, airier and less constrictive.
Damn good job. Damn good, bloody good, damn good job.
